Talcud Tikdavpom is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, charitable toad.

Talcud Tikdavpom created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Talcud Tikdavpom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Talcud Tikdavpom, it will try to impress you with trees.

Talcud Tikdavpom's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Talcud Tikdavpom's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always treat snakes with great respect.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Never write about gravity.