Rigkembaf is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable seal.

Rigkembaf created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rigkembaf, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigkembaf, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Rigkembaf's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Rigkembaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

4. Never feed pineapples to cats while wearing red corsets.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate doves.