Bigpopdothom is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, weak duck.

Bigpopdothom created the planet Earth eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigpopdothom, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bigpopdothom, he will try to impress you with trees.

Bigpopdothom's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bigpopdothom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill aardvarks.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not hurt foxes.

5. Never bounce in the presence of otters.