Listmifbim is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful shark.

Listmifbim created the Sunflower Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listmifbim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Listmifbim, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Listmifbim's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Listmifbim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Listmifbim's name in vain.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never talk about fire.