Manwapcin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, all-powerful crow.

Manwapcin created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Manwapcin, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Manwapcin, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Manwapcin's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Manwapcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Manwapcin.