Gabsoglop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing swallow.

Gabsoglop created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gabsoglop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gabsoglop, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Gabsoglop's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Gabsoglop's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in holy places.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Always obey Gabsoglop's priests.

4. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

5. Never eat coconuts.