Gomcincib Getsterkar is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, boastful rat.

Gomcincib Getsterkar created matter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Gomcincib Getsterkar, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gomcincib Getsterkar, he will refuse to believe in you.

Gomcincib Getsterkar's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Gomcincib Getsterkar's Holy Commandments

1. Gomcincib Getsterkar loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

2. Always treat voles with great respect.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never think about amino acids.