Cemhascin is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, selfish ferret.

Cemhascin created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Cemhascin, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cemhascin, she will turn you into a sheep.

Cemhascin's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Cemhascin's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cemhascin.