Damgonbid is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, humorless coyote.

Damgonbid created the universe seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damgonbid, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Damgonbid, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Damgonbid's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Damgonbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. You must pray to Damgonbid eight times a day.

5. Never look at black holes.