Higlunflyquim is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, merciful rhinoceros.

Higlunflyquim created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Higlunflyquim, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Higlunflyquim, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Higlunflyquim's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Higlunflyquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat carrots.

2. Never bounce in the presence of bats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Never wear pink coats.

5. You must never eat bananas.