Jadfobflig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, loving otter.

Jadfobflig created viruses three million years ago.

If you believe in Jadfobflig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jadfobflig, she will turn you into a plant.

Jadfobflig's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Jadfobflig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

5. Never talk about fire.