Sigbatzed is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sapient rat.

Sigbatzed created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Sigbatzed, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sigbatzed, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sigbatzed's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Sigbatzed's Holy Commandments

1. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Run away from red otters, for they are unholy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.