Fonbifyim is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, tranquil dragonfly.

Fonbifyim created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fonbifyim, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fonbifyim, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Fonbifyim's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Fonbifyim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always treat capybaras with great respect.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Feed all hungry ants.

5. Never paint your neck red.