Hintanpang is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless ant.

Hintanpang created a quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hintanpang, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hintanpang, it will not care at all.

Hintanpang's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Hintanpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. You must never eat corn.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hintanpang.