Montonkflan is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless crocodile.

Montonkflan created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Montonkflan, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Montonkflan, he will think nothing of it.

Montonkflan's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Montonkflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. You must love Montonkflan.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Montonkflan.