Nadsterjop is a god.

He takes the form of a small, kind fly.

Nadsterjop created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Nadsterjop, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nadsterjop, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nadsterjop's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Nadsterjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never paint your face white.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Hide from green grasshopers for they are unholy.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.