Listontpid is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish giraffe.

Listontpid created Asia eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Listontpid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Listontpid, he will manifest in front of you.

Listontpid's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Listontpid's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if seven swans approach from the north.

5. Listontpid loves horses, so they must be respected.