Listontpid is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, unselfish
giraffe.
Listontpid created Asia eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Listontpid, he will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Listontpid, he will manifest in front of you.
Listontpid's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Listontpid's Holy Commandments1. Always treat pigs with great respect.
2. Never write about amino acids.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Retreat if seven swans approach from the north.
5. Listontpid loves horses, so they must be respected.