Bellvenleg is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, wise yak.

Bellvenleg created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bellvenleg, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bellvenleg, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bellvenleg's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Bellvenleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Always wear mauve.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.