Ponfitmet Quimtargemgub is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise owl.

Ponfitmet Quimtargemgub created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponfitmet Quimtargemgub, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Ponfitmet Quimtargemgub, he will turn you into a mouse.

Ponfitmet Quimtargemgub's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ponfitmet Quimtargemgub's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Never wear cyan tights.

5. Worship no other gods but Ponfitmet Quimtargemgub.