Kabkamrill is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, contented crocodile.

Kabkamrill created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabkamrill, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kabkamrill, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Kabkamrill's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Kabkamrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
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