Kopbestfub is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, kind crane.

Kopbestfub created viruses six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kopbestfub, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kopbestfub, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Kopbestfub's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Kopbestfub's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Kopbestfub four times a day.

2. Do not bounce in public.

3. Always make sure there are no whales in a building before entering it.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not shave your face.