Kan Mifhak is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, wise hydra.

Kan Mifhak created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kan Mifhak, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Kan Mifhak, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Kan Mifhak's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Kan Mifhak's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never wear indigo ear rings.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never talk about comets.