Fadpop is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, narcissistic cat.

Fadpop created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadpop, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fadpop, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Fadpop's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Fadpop's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not kill frogs.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Never talk about mice.
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