Rapvabrapvin Getrag is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate gerbil.

Rapvabrapvin Getrag created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapvabrapvin Getrag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rapvabrapvin Getrag, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Rapvabrapvin Getrag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Rapvabrapvin Getrag's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.
Votes: 15       Vote for this god
Previous god       Next god