Yikhabdob is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, boastful cat.

Yikhabdob created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Yikhabdob, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yikhabdob, it will turn you into a slug.

Yikhabdob's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Yikhabdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always obey Yikhabdob's priests.

3. Do not take Yikhabdob's name in vain.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to music.