Mistundoss is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, sage bat.

Mistundoss created the planet Earth four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mistundoss, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Mistundoss, she will turn you into a slug.

Mistundoss' most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Mistundoss' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about birds.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always help doves in need.

5. Do not take Mistundoss' name in vain.