Dabmilveen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak centaur.

Dabmilveen created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dabmilveen, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Dabmilveen, it will turn you into a snail.

Dabmilveen's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Dabmilveen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never hurt gulls.

3. Always help birds.

4. Retreat if eight horses approach from the south.

5. Dabmilveen loves shrews, so they must be honoured.