Kenbemmap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonourable tapir.

Kenbemmap created a charm quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kenbemmap, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kenbemmap, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kenbemmap's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Kenbemmap's Holy Commandments

1. Always help birds.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kenbemmap.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Kenbemmap loves snails, so they must be respected.