Mapbimmot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, idiotic raccoon.

Mapbimmot created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mapbimmot, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mapbimmot, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Mapbimmot's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Mapbimmot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Mapbimmot loves foxes, so they must be honoured.