Cedstafbet is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, proud monkey.

Cedstafbet created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cedstafbet, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cedstafbet, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cedstafbet's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cedstafbet's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never mention dogs.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

5. Hide if six swans approach from the south.