Haslipkad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, amazing centaur.

Haslipkad created the Sun five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haslipkad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Haslipkad, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Haslipkad's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Haslipkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of tapirs.

2. Never run near rats.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think ill of sick gulls.