Sandrillminmab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, proud whale.

Sandrillminmab created matter nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandrillminmab, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sandrillminmab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Sandrillminmab's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sandrillminmab's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

4. Hide from orange tortoises for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about planets.