Weedodpit Stafwigfidpopwiklimfar is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, boastful parrot.

Weedodpit Stafwigfidpopwiklimfar created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weedodpit Stafwigfidpopwiklimfar, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Weedodpit Stafwigfidpopwiklimfar, he will turn you into a mole.

Weedodpit Stafwigfidpopwiklimfar's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Weedodpit Stafwigfidpopwiklimfar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never bounce in the presence of dolphins.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.