Xinart is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, two-faced goblin.

Xinart created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinart, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Xinart, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Xinart's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Xinart's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

3. You must pray to Xinart nine times a day.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.