Nartlaglad is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, loving armadillo.

Nartlaglad created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nartlaglad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nartlaglad, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Nartlaglad's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Nartlaglad's Holy Commandments

1. Always help ducks.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Snakes are not to be trusted.