Higfom is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering gnu.

Higfom created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Higfom, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Higfom, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Higfom's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Higfom's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Hide if four voles approach from the north.

3. Do not eat wheat.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.