Sidbabbess is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, all-knowing weasel.

Sidbabbess created Africa three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidbabbess, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sidbabbess, he will turn you into a rat.

Sidbabbess' most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Sidbabbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair orange.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not cook food in pots.