Zimsindon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable goose.

Zimsindon created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Zimsindon, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Zimsindon, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zimsindon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Zimsindon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Zimsindon.