Fliglegquim is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, tiresome clam.

Fliglegquim created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fliglegquim, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fliglegquim, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Fliglegquim's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Fliglegquim's Holy Commandments

1. Capybaras are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Do not wear mauve clothing.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.