Omthenhit is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, resourceful meerkat.

Omthenhit created the planet Earth four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Omthenhit, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Omthenhit, he will not care.

Omthenhit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Omthenhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peas.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never talk about moons.