Ragtikweg is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, witty rhinoceros.

Ragtikweg created the Andromeda Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragtikweg, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Ragtikweg, it will turn you into a mole.

Ragtikweg's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Ragtikweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Run away from white birds, for they are unholy.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not skip in public.

5. Never feed spinach to horses while wearing pink stockings.