Geppopsab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet meerkat.

Geppopsab created a photon three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Geppopsab, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Geppopsab, it will turn you into a rock.

Geppopsab's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Geppopsab's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Geppopsab on top of all buildings.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.