Talkapvol is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unselfish seal.

Talkapvol created the Sunflower Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Talkapvol, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Talkapvol, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Talkapvol's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Talkapvol's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lemons.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Hide from green voles for they are unholy.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Fast once a month.