Flowvabtaf is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, pitiless donkey.

Flowvabtaf created the Tadpole Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flowvabtaf, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flowvabtaf, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Flowvabtaf's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Flowvabtaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into purple rooms.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. You must pray to Flowvabtaf six times a day.

4. You must love Flowvabtaf.

5. Do not hurt dogs.