Rawhasjinvedlegweerull is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, bad-tempered hummingbird.

Rawhasjinvedlegweerull created the Cigar Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rawhasjinvedlegweerull, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Rawhasjinvedlegweerull, he will not care.

Rawhasjinvedlegweerull's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Rawhasjinvedlegweerull's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always wear magenta.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.