Xenrowpom is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unselfish hamster.

Xenrowpom created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenrowpom, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Xenrowpom, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Xenrowpom's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Xenrowpom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about galaxies.

3. Never hurt mice.

4. Xenrowpom loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Xenrowpom on top of important buildings.