Vonkfodbog is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, proud wasp.

Vonkfodbog created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vonkfodbog, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Vonkfodbog, he will turn you into a plant.

Vonkfodbog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Vonkfodbog's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not wear iron on your body.

3. Do not kill doves.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.