Sitinggeb is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, wise raven.

Sitinggeb created light three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitinggeb, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sitinggeb, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sitinggeb's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sitinggeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.