Legkembonk is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, vain mongoose.

Legkembonk created viruses four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Legkembonk, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Legkembonk, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Legkembonk's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Legkembonk's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never paint your face black.

3. Always wear turquoise.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always help snails in need.