Midfodraw is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable frog.

Midfodraw created a strange quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Midfodraw, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Midfodraw, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Midfodraw's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Midfodraw's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Midfodraw on top of all buildings.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not drink water in red rooms.

5. Never go into black rooms.